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Thursday on The Office, “The Michael Scott Paper Company” made almost a thousand dollars in its first sale. But more importantly, a number of classic one-liners - and some square paper-shaped pancakes that Creed didn’t even want - were born.

Below are some of the best lines from Thursday’s episodes of the hit show. Check them out, and be sure to peruse our complete, five-season library of The Office quotes!



Michael: Who would have thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work? And pancakes? In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realize that we don’t have the biggest office. Which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot. But, we have people with the biggest hearts. And I think for a small company that is really [flushing] Someone went to the bathroom. That is really what’s important.

Dwight: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Andy: Um, nerthing?

Dwight: Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I’m assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.

Andy: Pffft.

Ryan: [on phone] Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, “Hey cop, you like donuts?” then we drive off. No, he just stayed there.

Jim: Hey dude, you know what a “rundown” is?

Oscar: Use it in a sentence.

Jim: “Uh, can you get this rundown for me?”

Oscar: Try another sentence.

Jim: “This rundown better be really good”?

Oscar: I don’t know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.

Jim: Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.

Oscar: Why don’t you just ask him-

Jim: No. I can’t. It was like, hours ago.

Oscar: What have you been doing?

Kevin: Try another sentence.

Ryan: You should come into town this weekend man. Yeah, we’ll hang out Scranton style.

Michael: Hey you said you were gonna be out of town this weekend.

Ryan: Please don’t listen to my phone calls. Yeah, she’s like um, she’d probably be a Six in New York, but she’s like a Seven here in Scranton.

Back to its regular slot after a week of break, “The Office” brings two episodes straight this Thursday, April 9. A clip taken from the first episode “Dream Team” is given, showing Kevin in his receptionist desk and learning how to transfer a call. Kevin has been positioned as a receptionist after Pam follows Michael who sets up his own paper company.

“Dream Team” will air at 8 P.M. The synopsis is read: “After getting off on the wrong foot with his new supervisor, Charles, Jim finds himself face to face with the new boss in a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot. Meanwhile, Michael, afraid to face the workday, has trouble leaving his house.”

The second “Office” episode of the night will be intercepted with the series premiere of Amy Poehler’s “Parks and Recreation” at 8.30 P.M.

The 5.21 episode called “The Michael Scott Paper Company” will begin at 9 P.M. The synopsis is read: “Dwight and Andy strike up an unlikely friendship and plan a hunting trip. Regional Supervisor Charles asks Jim for a ‘rundown’, and Jim spends his day trying to figure out what that is. Michael hosts a Paper & Pancakes luncheon.”

In mid March, Entertainment Weekly reported that an actress named Ellie Kemper has been cast to be a receptionist of Dunder Mifflin, but no further details are released.

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The Office Season 5 Episode 23 “Broke“
04-23-2009 9:00PM

Michael Deals With Early Morning Deliveries And Financial Strains— IDRIS ELBA (”The Wire“) GUEST STARS— Michael’s (Golden Globe winner Steve Carrell) new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela (Angela Kinsey) enforces Dunder Mifflin’s policy. Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, Ed Helms, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Phyllis Smith, Oscar Nunez, Creed Bratton, Paul Lieberstein also star.

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The Office Season 5 Episode 22 “Heavy Competition“
04-16-2009 9:00PM

Michael And Dwight In A High-Stakes Battle—Idris Elba (”The Wire“) GUEST STARS—Dwight’s (Rainn Wilson) loyalty to Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carrell) is tested when he finds a new hero in Charles (guest star Idris Elba). Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) tries to provide for all of Jim’s (John Krasinski) emotional needs. Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Angela Kinsey, Phyllis Smith, Oscar Nunez, Creed Bratton, Paul Lieberstein also star.

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The burning question all Office fans are asking (and have been for about four years in some form or another) is whether we will see Jim and Pam get married.Now that it looks like the couple is together for good, the question is whether it will happen in this season of The Office, or if we’ll have to wait until the next.

According to TV Guide, Jim and Pam won’t tie the knot until fall, mostly because Pam’s unexpected new job will understandably complicate their relationship. For now, ask yourself this: What would happen to the couple if Pam becomes more successful than Jim? At the Michael Scott Paper Company? Could she really?

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